3 definitions by Maverick Aegis

contrary of the other definition just be yourself; this one means when your high as hell with your buddy/ies and their trippin you out talking stupid trippy and you want them to act normal
Puffer: maaaaaaan im high
Passer: wonder if god exsists
Puffer: fuck god, keep it real, im high as shit
by Maverick Aegis November 26, 2010
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the trick of doing coke without your girlfriend knowing when your drinking with your friends and shes in the room.
Rocker: hey baby can you go upstairs and get me another beer?

Girlfriend: yeah sure, be right back

Rocker: k thanks looove yoooou (she turns the corner)
-Snort-

Girlfriend: (comes back) here you go honey (clueless)

...Toxic refill
by Maverick Aegis November 26, 2010
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When you give your girlfriend something to do so she doesnt spend so much time trying to talk to you
Boyfriend: hey honey im back from shopping i just bought sims 3
Girlfriend: oh really ive never tried it
Boyfriend: here go ahead... (gives disc) -thinks: yes! it worked!
(Girlfriend disapears)
(Boyfriend at peace in living room watching southpark and star trek)

...Subjected Hobby
by Maverick Aegis November 26, 2010
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