Definitions by Mattyfric

belruxatorsion 

n. The best meat ever for getting trichinosis poisoning. A combination of ground up bear, walrus, fox, rat, horse, and lion meat, all of which may cause trichinosis poisoning, like ham.
One of the worst dietary choices.

DUDE, don't eat that!! It contains belruxatorsion. You don't want to get trichinosis, DO YA??!!?

belruxatorsion by Mattyfric November 14, 2012

Omichka 

1) n. A sweet, processed, brand of cheese from Russia

2) adj. When a sentiment is cheesy but kind of sweet and took some time to come up with.

1) "Mmm, this Omichka is delicious and soft"

2) Friend 1: I told her, "I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."

Friend 2: Man, that's so omichka.

Omichka by Mattyfric November 8, 2012