The 3M Rule

A method by which one can evaluate a man for hotness, the rule consists of three parts: 1 man, 1 minute, 1 metre. One man because many men confuse the senses, one minute to allow the surge of hormones to subside, one metre because everyone looks better the further away they are.
I thought he was a total fox but it must've been my beer goggles because when I got up close and used the 3M Rule, I realised that he was a dog!
by Matti! Matti! Matti! January 20, 2011
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Ugly Day

A day on which all the people one meets are unattractive, despite the odds which say that half the people one meets will be attractive.
You're lucky you stayed home: it was Ugly Day at the gym today!
by Matti! Matti! Matti! November 22, 2010
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