tiremites

The accumulation of snow and ice that forms behind your car's back tires in the frigid winter.
Which you frequently have to kick off.

I stubbed my toe badly when I was kicking off the tiremites. I kicked the tire rim instead!

by Matthias Ward June 12, 2023

tiremites

The ice & snow that accumulates behind your rear tires in the winter.

"Hold on, let's kick these tiremites off before we get in the car"

by Matthias Ward October 15, 2023

banner trip

When one is watching a news clip, while trying to read the distracting banner below for a while,
which goes left to right. then cast one's eyes up to the actual clip, and it trippingly slides right to left,
like one is on acid.

"Hold on. I'll tell you what I think of the Smerconish clip, when the banner trip wears off."

by Matthias Ward October 15, 2023