Matthew the realist's definitions

Brooklyn

Brooklyns are usually very sweet and english smart. They’re artistic and thoughtful. Every Brooklyn i’ve met ends up marrying someone who’s name starts with W,J, or S so just look out for that. I have never met a Brooklyn I didn’t like. The only cons are that they have a hard time talking about their emotions, they’re afraid of being forgotten, and they try to be good at everything.

It’s also a place so that’s pretty cool.

Brooklyn married William in the winter.

Brooklyn fed the geese.

by Matthew the realist December 13, 2023