Matthew Willoughby's definitions

halfpin

A very small male sex organ.
A wee little penis.
A pathetic little prawn.

sandra-"did you fuck tommy last night?"
sally-"yeah"
sandra-"so tell me more......."
sally-"waste of time, the guy had a halfpin"

by Matthew Willoughby February 5, 2007

floydd

A stupid, or gullable person. Someone without social graces.
A person totally lacking in any redeeming feature.
Human Scum.

eg; you lost my car keys,you absolute floydd!

by Matthew Willoughby January 31, 2007