Definitions by Matthew Stoner

lisp

The most cruel and torturous word in the English Language, where a person has a speah impediment that stops them from speaking correctly.

Who was the jerk who put an "S" in the word lisp ?

lisp by Matthew Stoner January 3, 2007

MySpaceWhoreitis 

A disease that causes a person to waste their time on MySpace and posting blogs no person in their right mind would care about instead of going outside like a regular person. Accompanying this disease is often a strong urge to hate life, an extremely high internet bill, and an obese generation of children.

Wonder why our children are obese...? Blame it on MySpaceWhoreitis

MySpaceWhoreitis by Matthew Stoner November 12, 2006