2 definitions by Matthew Stoner
A disease that causes a person to waste their time on MySpace and posting blogs no person in their right mind would care about instead of going outside like a regular person. Accompanying this disease is often a strong urge to hate life, an extremely high internet bill, and an obese generation of children.
by Matthew Stoner November 12, 2006
The most cruel and torturous word in the English Language, where a person has a speah impediment that stops them from speaking correctly.
by Matthew Stoner December 30, 2006