Matthew Carter's definitions

angel wipe

When one wipes one's arse and no stools remains on the tissue. An occurence which leads to one finishing the shitting process.

When I finally had that angel wipe, I knew it was time to stick my finger up my arse.

by Matthew Carter April 18, 2005

Mother's Cunt

The flange of your mum

I love to lick your mother's hairy smelly cunt

She had a face like your mother's cunt

by Matthew Carter April 18, 2005