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Definitions by Matthew Carter

angel wipe 

When one wipes one's arse and no stools remains on the tissue. An occurence which leads to one finishing the shitting process.
When I finally had that angel wipe, I knew it was time to stick my finger up my arse.
angel wipe by Matthew Carter April 18, 2005

Mother's Cunt 

I love to lick your mother's hairy smelly cunt

She had a face like your mother's cunt
Mother's Cunt by Matthew Carter April 18, 2005