Matthew Ahern's definitions

Reece R

A retarded person that never learned anything passed the forth grade. Lack of chromosomes cause varying cases of jungle fever

You would have to be a reece richardson to think orcas go through photosynthesis

by Matthew Ahern April 28, 2020

David Loch

A rather large man that gets aroused by shitting in urinals. Especially at schools.

Yea I walked into school the other day and I saw a wild David loch in the bathroom

by Matthew Ahern October 14, 2020

David Loch

A rather large man who gets very exited at the thought of deficating in urinals. Preferable school urinals

I’m david loch and I approve this message

by Matthew Ahern October 16, 2020

David Loch

A rather large man who gets very exited at the thought of deficating in urinals. Preferable school urinals

I’m david loch and I approve this message

by Matthew Ahern October 16, 2020

Beece

Beece Bitchardson is a man who enjoys watching his girlfriend cheat on him with a much younger group of children. Usually in groups of 5 or more

Beece Bitchardson Beece Bitchardson Beece Bitchardson Beece Bitchardson Beece Bitchardson

by Matthew Ahern October 16, 2020