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Maddie: Hi Freddy, are you ready for the sleepdate tonight?
Freddy: Hell yeah I am!
Freddy's mom: You two have fun, don't do anything illegal!
Freddy: Okay mom, I'll stay safe!
Maddie: Yay, I'm glad to let my boy sleep in!
Freddy: Maddie, you're my unicorn who makes my heart melt.
Maddie: Awwwwww, cutie. *passionately kisses him*
Freddy: Hell yeah I am!
Freddy's mom: You two have fun, don't do anything illegal!
Freddy: Okay mom, I'll stay safe!
Maddie: Yay, I'm glad to let my boy sleep in!
Freddy: Maddie, you're my unicorn who makes my heart melt.
Maddie: Awwwwww, cutie. *passionately kisses him*
by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 24, 2020
Get the Sleepdatemug. Scenario 1
Donald and James talk about what the blood sausage which has not been cut looks like.
Donald: That blood sausage looks like a big fockin BIIIIIIIIIIIG poop snake when uncut!
James: Dunnit mate! I bet it does look like a poop snake!
Donald: Aye, me fine fellow!
Scenario 2
Bill has to shit. It's a rather long one, but not long enough for the toilet, so he shits in the ground.
Bill: I gotta keep shitting... but I can't hold it longer.
Mark: You can do it man!
Bill: *keeps shitting until it stopped*
Mark: Wow, man! That was a long poop snake! :D
Donald and James talk about what the blood sausage which has not been cut looks like.
Donald: That blood sausage looks like a big fockin BIIIIIIIIIIIG poop snake when uncut!
James: Dunnit mate! I bet it does look like a poop snake!
Donald: Aye, me fine fellow!
Scenario 2
Bill has to shit. It's a rather long one, but not long enough for the toilet, so he shits in the ground.
Bill: I gotta keep shitting... but I can't hold it longer.
Mark: You can do it man!
Bill: *keeps shitting until it stopped*
Mark: Wow, man! That was a long poop snake! :D
by Matt_The_Anime_Man January 7, 2021
Get the Poop snakemug. Danny: Hey Pedro, how about we go to the bar and get swigged?
Pedro: Hell yes! I wouldn't mind a good Rob Roy. Let's ask Mike if he wants to drink?
Danny: Hey Mike, wanna go to the bar and get swigged?
Mike: Nah man, I don't drink alcohol.
Danny: This you're not a man!
Mike: Hey! Not funny!
Danny: If you take just one swig, I will give you $5 to play at the arcade.
Mike: Alright, fine. I'll take a sip, and if I like it, I'll drink more!
Pedro: Hell yes! I wouldn't mind a good Rob Roy. Let's ask Mike if he wants to drink?
Danny: Hey Mike, wanna go to the bar and get swigged?
Mike: Nah man, I don't drink alcohol.
Danny: This you're not a man!
Mike: Hey! Not funny!
Danny: If you take just one swig, I will give you $5 to play at the arcade.
Mike: Alright, fine. I'll take a sip, and if I like it, I'll drink more!
by Matt_The_Anime_Man May 12, 2020
Get the Swiggedmug. by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 23, 2023
Get the Cockpokemug.