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Pronounced (douche-say). When somebody insults you in a way that is both witty and douche-bagish, instead of saying touche you say douchè.
From History:
George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill:
Shaw: "I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend...if you have one."
Churchill: "Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second...if there is one."
Shaw: Douchè Mr. Churchill. Douchè.
George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill:
Shaw: "I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend...if you have one."
Churchill: "Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second...if there is one."
Shaw: Douchè Mr. Churchill. Douchè.
by Matt_Myk January 26, 2009
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