Definitions by Matt_Myk

Douchè  

Pronounced (douche-say). When somebody insults you in a way that is both witty and douche-bagish, instead of saying touche you say douchè.

From History:

George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill:

Shaw: "I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend...if you have one."

Churchill: "Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second...if there is one."

Shaw: Douchè Mr. Churchill. Douchè.

Douchè by Matt_Myk January 26, 2009