kained

To be stoned.

Smoke enough weed and you'll get kained.
"we went round to Skunk's house last night and got kained"
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"Kained but able, Percecution just because I'm stoned"
by matt ledwitch August 23, 2007
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phone manners

The fake tone of voice and politeness that you put on when making an Important phonecall.
"Get Callum to phone the landlord, he has the best Phone manners"
by Matt ledwitch September 19, 2007
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