The phenomenon that occurs when one walks out of a store in the mall and has no idea which way they came from, blocking mall traffic with their paralysis.
by Matt Wiebe March 19, 2008
Get the mallnesiamug. The state of confusion that is produced by entering a shopping mall wherein one forgets the reason they came, their place in the world, and possibly their very identity.
Girlfriend: What shirt did you buy for the wedding at the mall?
Boyfriend: I must have come down with mallzheimers, cause all I got was this puppy!
Boyfriend: I must have come down with mallzheimers, cause all I got was this puppy!
by Matt Wiebe March 19, 2008
Get the mallzheimersmug.