Matt Swartz's definitions

Turkeyman

A sand nigger "faget" that looks like a turkey. He's known for raping the FUCK out of anything that moves. He also has a reputation of shitting on anything and everything he wants, especially open mouths. He consumes his own feces with delight, laughing hysterically while shit globs fall from his mouth.

Oh my god Turkeyman raped that vacuum cleaner!

Dude, did you see Turkeyman shit in that old lady's mouth? EUGH!

by Matt Swartz July 16, 2008