Matt Mcelhinney's definitions

Stapler Gun

A .45 su machine gun used on Counter Strike and is concidered the worst gun in the game by most.

You just got fucking pwned by the stapler gun. You suck at life.

by Matt Mcelhinney September 10, 2005

Pump Shotty

In Most online FPS's there is generaly a pump action 12 gauge. This gun is usualy slow and inaccurate. In counter strike, this weapon if killed by it is a humiliation.

HOLY SHIT! that guy just got fucking pwned by a pump shotty!

by Matt Mcelhinney September 10, 2005

jerry-rig

To Haphazardly put together something after breaking it so that when another person goes to use it, it rebreaks appearing the other person broke it.

I super glued the vace back together and moved the coffee table closer to the door and waited for mom to come home.

by Matt Mcelhinney September 17, 2005

killer

A name given to someone who suddenly becomes over agressive and violent.

Woa slow down killer!

by Matt Mcelhinney September 18, 2005

FTW

When used in forums all over the internet this means "for the win" meaning you or someone else has just won some kind of argument or contest.

WOOT! I BEAT YOU ME FTW!

by Matt Mcelhinney January 5, 2007