2 definitions by Matt Lorenz
A woman that would be offended if she knew what a twat was, and realized that you were making fun of her. But she doesn't.
Aly:Hey guys I haven't seen you in so long!
Mike: Hey twatterface.
Aly:Oh whats up...wait, what did you call me?
Mike:I said hey aly.
Mike: Hey twatterface.
Aly:Oh whats up...wait, what did you call me?
Mike:I said hey aly.
by Matt Lorenz April 1, 2008
To sucsessfully complete this sexual feat one must have a large bed under a balcony. The male requests his partner climb atop the bed, hindparts pointed to the ceiling, with a road flare inserted into her rectum. She will serve as the landing crew. The male then takes his position on the balcomy, with all lights turned down, makes the decent to the runway. Leap from the balcony and make your entry into the vagina. This stunt carries a high risk factor and should only be attempted after an introductory training session.
by Matt Lorenz April 1, 2008