Dyslexia of the legs. Makes DDR really tough when your legs are stepping opposite of what they should.
I was so drunk I was dyslegsic last night.
by Matt Huff January 26, 2014
to headbutt using your face.
a failed headbutt which leaves ones self more injured than the opposing party.
a face plant into another human being.
a failed headbutt which leaves ones self more injured than the opposing party.
a face plant into another human being.
bartender: hey guy, pretty nice fight you had last night, i liked that choke hold you put him in
guy: yeah thanks, i would have put him out sooner but my headbutt was more like a facebutt and i really messed up my nose
guy: yeah thanks, i would have put him out sooner but my headbutt was more like a facebutt and i really messed up my nose
by Matt Huff April 17, 2010
wannabe gigolo.
Similar to wigga or wigger which is "white-nigg(a)(er)" or a little more recently defined as "wannabe-nigg(a)(er)" after a select few black people started turning white but pretending they are still black such as Soulja Boy.
Similar to wigga or wigger which is "white-nigg(a)(er)" or a little more recently defined as "wannabe-nigg(a)(er)" after a select few black people started turning white but pretending they are still black such as Soulja Boy.
Stop trying to hit on all the soccer moms you fake ass wigolo they aren't going to give you any sex or money, try going back to hooking up with your own grandma.
by Matt Huff June 29, 2010
i tried to plug my ipad into my macintosh and it started bleeding so i gave it a maxipad, 9 months later the mac had a beautiful baby girl named the imaxipad.
by Matt Huff June 12, 2010
1.)
guy: I almost died laughing at how queer the teachers shirt was today, and it looked like he was wearing lipstick, who could possibly take him seriously when he gets mad at the class?
girl: -dies of laughter- gaytality
2.)
guy: i shouldn't have slept with ronald mcdonald i think he gave me aids -falls over and dies- gaytality
3.)
scorpion of mortal kombat: GET OVER HERE!!!!
-dick extends spearing opponent in ass-
GAYTALITY
guy: I almost died laughing at how queer the teachers shirt was today, and it looked like he was wearing lipstick, who could possibly take him seriously when he gets mad at the class?
girl: -dies of laughter- gaytality
2.)
guy: i shouldn't have slept with ronald mcdonald i think he gave me aids -falls over and dies- gaytality
3.)
scorpion of mortal kombat: GET OVER HERE!!!!
-dick extends spearing opponent in ass-
GAYTALITY
by Matt Huff May 05, 2010
Similar to the game show 'Cash Cab' but in Hash Cab the contestants are all required to get extremely baked before answering the trivia questions.
The winner of the game gets weed or hash as a prize instead of money.
This especially works best after hotboxing.
The winner of the game gets weed or hash as a prize instead of money.
This especially works best after hotboxing.
Joe: "hey if you want we can all head back to my crib for some grub, maybe we'll play some Hash Cab along the way."
Jill: "ohhhh fuck yes, i'm definately high enough for your bullshit trivia Joe"
Jill: "ohhhh fuck yes, i'm definately high enough for your bullshit trivia Joe"
by Matt Huff August 26, 2009
boobs which are much longer than wide; typically ones that sag or curve up in a noodle or banana shape
i can't tell if that person walking on the sidewalk is a man or woman but it sure has a nice pair of noodle boobs
*points* look at the nooble
*points* look at the nooble
by Matt Huff December 11, 2010