Matt Fortune's definitions

Frosted Cupcake

frosted cupcake (n): the act of farting into ones hand then immediatly slapping someone in the face with said hand.

"Jesus Christ you need a Frosted Cupcake so goddamned badly it hurts..."

by Matt Fortune November 11, 2006

Rusty Hook

To Insert your finger into your anus and then fishook the inside of someones mouth attempting to scratch the inside of there mouth.

"Oh My God! You Just got Rusty Hooked! your mouth is all shitty and bloody!"

by matt fortune November 12, 2006