Definitions by Matt Damon gets al the ladies.

Johnny Depp 

Johnny Depp is an excellent actor. Exclellent. Achieved comedic genius in "Pirates of the Carribean". Has been nominated for several Academy Awards, and deserves one soon. He owns the Hollywood nightclub The Viper Room, in which young actor River Phoenix died in front of in 1993. Did I mention how fine Johnny Depp is? Quite possibly one of the best looking human beings on the planet, Johnny was the hottest pirate ever. He is the reason I own Pirates of the Carribean...

"Me I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for. Because you never know when they are going to do something incredibly...stupid.

Johnny Depp by Matt Damon gets al the ladies. April 4, 2005

Matt Damon 

A really really really hot actor that gets all the ladies.

Matt Damon gets all the ladies.

Matt Damon by Matt Damon gets al the ladies. January 19, 2005

River Phoenix 

really hot guy who was an actor but ended up dying in the year of 1993, a truly devastating time in history. This day was known as "THE DAY HE DIED", or you can call it all hallows eve, or Halloween.

Man, River Pheonix was hot.

River Phoenix by Matt Damon gets al the ladies. January 19, 2005