Matt Ascher's definitions

Wang Newton

When one grabs a persons testicles from behind and lifts them up and makes them fall forward

My balls hurt i just got a wang newton from Zach Brown

by Matt Ascher September 23, 2008

Sniper

When one (especially one at a fast food restaurant) gets a half filled ketchup bottle and throws it an unexpecting person's sack.

He whipped the ketchup bottle at jason and yelled SNIPER!!!!

by Matt Ascher October 5, 2006