Definitions by Matt Ascher

Wang Newton 

When one grabs a persons testicles from behind and lifts them up and makes them fall forward

My balls hurt i just got a wang newton from Zach Brown

Wang Newton by Matt Ascher September 23, 2008

Sniper 

When one (especially one at a fast food restaurant) gets a half filled ketchup bottle and throws it an unexpecting person's sack.

He whipped the ketchup bottle at jason and yelled SNIPER!!!!

Sniper by Matt Ascher October 5, 2006