Biggest Hat

In many situations, a handy indicator of the highest-ranking official.

You can tell he's in charge, Jeffrey; he clearly has the biggest hat.

by Matt Amazo January 17, 2008

Captain America

A sex move in which the user flings his/her partner across the room, crashing into a group of Nazi foot-soldiers and scattering them like duckpins.

Get ready, baby; I'm going to treat you to the Captain America.

by Matt Amazo January 17, 2008

Mule for Purchase

1- Any mule that is available to be bought, as opposed to rented;
2- Any person taking a severe beating, albeit not so severe as the ones experienced by a rented mule.

I will beat you like a rented mule, or a Mule for Purchase. Fact is, if there is livestock involved, I will beat you like it.

by Matt Amazo January 17, 2008

Rented Mule

1- Any mule that is only available for a limited time;
2- Any person taking a particularly auspicious beating.

I will beat you like a rented mule.

by Matt Amazo January 17, 2008