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Bifurcating

When the stream of urine flowing out of a penis splits into two, making it harder for the male operating the penis to direct the flow propely into the toilet.
While taking a piss yesterday morning Joe bifurcated, causing him to spill urine on the toilet seat. He quickly proceeded to clean up so his girlfriend wouldn't hassle him for the next 722 years. "Goddamn bifurcating" thought Joe
by Matt AKA Percival July 13, 2015
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