Matt & Dan's definitions

rusty bagpipes

While having one girl blow you and another one simultaneously lick your ass and fondle your nut sac, you fart.

While Tiffany was sucking my dick I gave Jessica the rusty bagpipes.

by Matt & Dan November 24, 2006

dirty wallace

When getting a blowjob, your partner fondles your nut sac and you simultaneously release a fart and scream FREEDOM (like Mel Gibson in Braveheart).

similar to Dirty bagpipes.

While she was sucking my dick I gave her a dirty wallace and woke up her roommate.

by Matt & Dan November 24, 2006

dirty bagpipes

When getting a blowjob, your partner fondles your nut sac and you release a fart simultaneously.

While she was sucking my dick I gave her the dirty bagpipes.

by Matt & Dan November 21, 2006