Zoalpy

Zoalpy Might be the most incredible person that you'll meet (if you even have the chance of that happenning, if so, I think you should play lotterie). You might think is looks like Wilbur But The truth is that Wilbur Soot actually stole Zoalpy's hairstyle, and it's true (exclamation mark) But Whatever you need to buy him tickets for a one way America trip, you might ask the reason, and it is that he has to go to someone's house, which is quite huge, and once he'll be there, armed of his knife he'll, slice the meat. GIVE MONEY NOW PLEASE HOMELESS NEED $$$$
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I HAVE

CHILDREN LOTS MIGHT BE ILLEGAL ACTUALLY
NOW THAT I THIK ABOUT IT
WHAT AM I SAYING
IT IS ALL YOUR FAULT
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YOU FREAK I HATE YOU SO MUCH JESUS CHRIST SO MUCCHCHCHHCHCH
I like pizza and guns especially the M1911 Which is cool as hell.
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by Matoxiam(the not real) May 20, 2022
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The mst handsome player you could ever fall on. He actually is smart and better than any person named "Giselle", and that's a fact (exclamation mark). If you ever find him/her, damn, you must be freacking lucky (exclamation mark). This is not a joke (exclamation mark) Or any kind of "troll" like the youngs would say. If you have the LUCK to talk to him, you will directly remark his ATTRACTIVE VOICE AND MANLINESS AND MASIVENESS AND MUSCLENESS any you should believe everything that he says, because he is more accurate than Wikipedia, that also is a fact (exclamation mark). Whatever just give him as much money as you can because he has troubles getting a job and also has troubles with the Franch government for some unkown reasons, that should be enough for him, he is the greatest person ALIVE EVER. bye I hate you (joke)
Damn (exclamation mark) That Matoxiam, he's a freaking god, love him (exclamation mark)
by Matoxiam(the not real) March 12, 2022
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