A misunderstood, white preteen who has an extensive record of wearing water shoes and asking people if they have games on their phone. He watches those cringe worthy asdf movies and thinks the most valid form of humor is naming things Bob and Billy Bob and referring to various random food items (taco, pickle, bacon). He still plays Minecraft years after its peak. He scratches his ass in public due to restlessness from unmedicated ADHD.
Girl: Remember that weird cringey dude from Kindergarten who used to mutter under his breath as he crushed ants with his light up shoes on the playground and soil himself purposely as The teachers dragged him to ISS?
Me: Oh, you must mean Aiden.
Girl: Yeah. He got his first boner ever in class, and afterwards he made a point of telling me that he got it by looking at my exposed ankles.
Me: Oh, you must mean Aiden.
Girl: Yeah. He got his first boner ever in class, and afterwards he made a point of telling me that he got it by looking at my exposed ankles.
by Matisse.trolldoll December 05, 2018
That guy is such a Brock. He’s got one tube up his leg to pee into, he’s got another for lager, and one more to hide his roofies for sedating chicks.
by Matisse.trolldoll July 24, 2018