9 definitions by Matisse.trolldoll
Haley/Hailey/Hayley/Hayleigh... (White people come up with new spellings like Tumblr genders). There are about 5 of these girls in any grade at any school in the southeast. They were born to 15 year old mothers, and live with their grandparents. They wear MissMe jeans and those cord chokers with the pearl in the center. They have pokey peroxide raccoon hair. The get kicked off the cheerleading squad when they get impregnated by a 25 year old fella named Trey. He has a snap back and diamond studs and says "Come on baby, age is just a number".
Friend: You see that girl over there with the Cakey dollar tree bronzer oompa loompa face? I heard she got chlamydia by fucking a guy without protection on the back of a muddy tick covered 4 wheeler.
Me: I know for a fact that statement is true.
Friend: How?
Me: Because her name's Hailey!
Me: I know for a fact that statement is true.
Friend: How?
Me: Because her name's Hailey!
by Matisse.trolldoll December 5, 2018
The mysterious goth chick from Daria. She has about six lines in the entire show, an affinity for dark poetry, dreadlocks, and works weekends at a superstore against her will. Yet, she still manages to have a large cult following, despite her obscurity and lack of character development.
She is so totally Andrea. She walks around looking like Nancy Downs from The Craft and speaking like Ben Stein in Ferris Bueller, yet her mystique makes sheep-like high school kids follow her like members of the Manson Family.
by Matisse.trolldoll December 5, 2018