Definitions by Matilda Fanglehardt

sassy sausage 

The historical term for the fine art of being sassy. Derived from the Old English 'Sasse Sauceege', Sassy Sausage is most often used by frustrated mothers to their rude children.

"Well, aren't you just the sassy sausage??"

"Quite frankly, I am."

sassy sausage by Matilda Fanglehardt May 13, 2005