Mathew Cates, Esq.'s definitions

Torrez

Napolean Bonaparte's middle name.

If I have to give an example it ruins the humor. Why do you people insist on sucking the fun out of everything? Can't you just enjoy a little mirth now and then for its own sake? Come on now, lighten up. Your mother would be sad if she found out that you were so tightly wrapped. Live a little. Life if too short.
P.S. fuck the Palistinians.

by Mathew Cates, Esq. November 5, 2004