Definitions by Matalan Man

tank pants

Pants, normally womens pants, that cover a rather large area. Probably the antonym of G String.

Bob wondered if his recent marriage and his wifes newly acquired taste in industrial strength tank pants were somehow related.

tank pants by Matalan Man September 2, 2003

Pink Ski Slope 

Affectionate term for a ladies private bits.

Bob's wife wanted their next door neighbour to slalom down her Pink Ski Slope. Unfortunately, she was out so she had Bob make his world record attempt AGAIN!!!

Pink Ski Slope by Matalan Man September 2, 2003