Definitions by Master Clean

Horcrux 

A hooker that is on cruches.

Tito: Damn, that crazy ho is one of them horcrux's! I GOTTA GET ME SOME OF THAT!

Horcrux by Master Clean January 29, 2006

Assjacket 

Similar to the idiom, "Wear Your Heart On Your Sleeve" but instead of expressing your emotions freely, you (or someone else) show how much of an asshole you are.

Cal: Yeah, so I punched him in the face for taking the last slice of pizza.
Rudi: It was his birthday, assjacket.

Assjacket by Master Clean January 19, 2006

Dinklefoot 

Someone who's toes look like small penis'.

Sally: I'd go out with him, but his toes looks like small penis'!
Jim: Oh, so he's a dinklefoot?

Dinklefoot by Master Clean January 17, 2006

mushroom forest 

The smell your pubic hairs get when you haven't washed in a couple days.

Sandy V: I haven't cleaned myself in days. I guess I should wash my mushroom forest before it gets any worse.

mushroom forest by Master Clean September 4, 2005

zoohot 

The ruiner of an up-and-coming good time.

Ching: Oh hey, here comes Matt!
Qaz: He ruined a game of scrabble yesterday.
Ching: Really? What a zoohot!

zoohot by Master Clean September 1, 2005