Sandy V: I haven't cleaned myself in days. I guess I should wash my mushroom forest before it gets any worse.
by Master Clean September 04, 2005

A hooker that is on cruches.
by Master Clean January 29, 2006

Similar to the idiom, "Wear Your Heart On Your Sleeve" but instead of expressing your emotions freely, you (or someone else) show how much of an asshole you are.
Cal: Yeah, so I punched him in the face for taking the last slice of pizza.
Rudi: It was his birthday, assjacket.
Rudi: It was his birthday, assjacket.
by Master Clean January 19, 2006

by Master Clean January 17, 2006

The ruiner of an up-and-coming good time.
Ching: Oh hey, here comes Matt!
Qaz: He ruined a game of scrabble yesterday.
Ching: Really? What a zoohot!
Qaz: He ruined a game of scrabble yesterday.
Ching: Really? What a zoohot!
by Master Clean September 01, 2005
