MastaRoe's definitions
A term used to berate someone. It alludes to that person’s affinity for licking and/or kissing bare, unwashed assholes.
Nice shot, shitty lips! You totally missed!
You think you're man enough to take me, shitty lips?
Way to fuck everything up, shitty lips!
You think you're man enough to take me, shitty lips?
Way to fuck everything up, shitty lips!
by MastaRoe May 15, 2011
Get the Shitty Lipsmug. A posture characterized by clenched fists, slightly bent arms at the sides, eyes forward, scowl on face, and chest thrust out sometimes accompanied by strutting. Often assumed by guys when they’re either trying to impress a female or assert alpha male status. Can be seen frequently at bars, weight rooms, swimming pools, co-ed sports events, and other such places where there is likely to be a gathering of both males and females. Typically employed by jocks, frat boys, and various other assholes.
Oh no, here comes Jim. I hate seeing him when there are females around because he gets all puffy-chested and turns into a giant dick.
You ever noticed how when it's just guys lifting in here Bill is alright, but if there's girls in here he goes puffy-chest and tries to lift twice as much weight.
See how Joe just struts around the pool and never actually gets in? He's got puffy-chest.
You ever noticed how when it's just guys lifting in here Bill is alright, but if there's girls in here he goes puffy-chest and tries to lift twice as much weight.
See how Joe just struts around the pool and never actually gets in? He's got puffy-chest.
by MastaRoe May 15, 2011
Get the Puffy-Chestmug. The intense thoughts in one’s head, often due to anxiety, stress, or elation, which seem to be louder than and may cause one to be unresponsive to one’s environment.
“Be home by ten.” “What?” “I said be home by ten.” “Sorry, I’m so excited for tonight I couldn’t hear you over my head noise.”
“The teacher said you only have to study the first two chapters.” “He never said that!” “Yeah he did, he was standing right by you when he said it.” “Oh, I don’t know why I didn’t hear that part. I’m so stressed about this assignment.” “I guess your head noise drowned him out.”
“Hmm, what?” “Seriously dude? We’ve been talking to you for like 5 minutes.” “Sorry, I was daydreaming. The head noise was up full blast.”
“The teacher said you only have to study the first two chapters.” “He never said that!” “Yeah he did, he was standing right by you when he said it.” “Oh, I don’t know why I didn’t hear that part. I’m so stressed about this assignment.” “I guess your head noise drowned him out.”
“Hmm, what?” “Seriously dude? We’ve been talking to you for like 5 minutes.” “Sorry, I was daydreaming. The head noise was up full blast.”
by MastaRoe July 10, 2011
Get the Head Noisemug. Everybody was hanging out with their systems going then Tom pulled up bumping his Schwanks. What a loser.
Wow, those are some homemade looking speakers you got. What are those, Schwanks?
Whatever, your beats are so lame you couldn't get sponsored by Schwank Audio.
Wow, those are some homemade looking speakers you got. What are those, Schwanks?
Whatever, your beats are so lame you couldn't get sponsored by Schwank Audio.
by MastaRoe May 15, 2011
Get the Schwankmug. 1. Another term for “ass kissing” or “brown nosing”. It means to pander to the emotions of a superior in hopes the superior will reward the subordinate with raises, promotions, special privileges, and the like. It is a disgusting thing to watch.
2. Another term for “sucking” or being “sorry”, particularly in the context of video games.
Inspired by Mia X’s rap on the song “Ghetto Symphony”.
2. Another term for “sucking” or being “sorry”, particularly in the context of video games.
Inspired by Mia X’s rap on the song “Ghetto Symphony”.
Look at Dave laughing with the boss. I’m so sick of his dick kissin'.
Oh man! I’m already near the finish line and you’re still at the first turn dick kissin'.
Oh man! I’m already near the finish line and you’re still at the first turn dick kissin'.
by MastaRoe July 10, 2011
Get the Dick Kissin'mug. A town in north central Kansas whose population is under 2000 people. It's a good place to live if you enjoy being bored off your ass. Those who are good at sports and/or are related to members of the Chamber of Commerce, City Council, and School Board find growing up in Smith Center to to be quite enjoyable. Everyone else describes the experience as being akin to that of Hester Prynne in The Scarlet Letter. There are a few good teachers there but the High School prefers to employ coaches who try to squeeze in a little teaching on the side. Most residents have nothing better to do than pry in other people's business. People there will be nice to your face for the most part, but they will talk shit on you the minute you turn your back. Also, if you're ever there be sure to visit one of the 75 churches.
Home of the Smith Center Redmen
Home of the Smith Center Redmen
Guy 1: Dude are you from Smith Center, KS?
Guy 2: Yeah. I was good at sports so I slept through school and still graduated.
Guy 1: I'm from there too. One time a teacher told me to sit in the colored section.
Guy 2: After I graduated I realized I was destined to fail at life so I stayed there where people still think I'm awesome.
Guy 1: I left and never looked back. Now I'm successful and happy.
Guy 2: Yeah. I was good at sports so I slept through school and still graduated.
Guy 1: I'm from there too. One time a teacher told me to sit in the colored section.
Guy 2: After I graduated I realized I was destined to fail at life so I stayed there where people still think I'm awesome.
Guy 1: I left and never looked back. Now I'm successful and happy.
by MastaRoe February 6, 2010
Get the Smith Center, KSmug. Spanish for "much badasstic". Used to describe the level of badassedness above normal but below "Maximum Badassiticity".
Used in a video titled, “The Top Five Things With Which Jason Bourne Could Beat Your Ass” along with Badassery, Badassedness, Badassity, Badasstic, Badassical, Badassitudinous, Badassitious, and Badassiticity
Used in a video titled, “The Top Five Things With Which Jason Bourne Could Beat Your Ass” along with Badassery, Badassedness, Badassity, Badasstic, Badassical, Badassitudinous, Badassitious, and Badassiticity
After beating a man’s ass with a rolled-up magazine and killing him, Jason Bourne unscrewed the man’s gas main and jammed the aforementioned rolled-up magazine into the man’s toaster. In time it caught fire and ignited the gas in the house, which Jason Bourne used as cover to make his escape. This, you see, is the next level of badass i.e. Mucho Badasstico.
by MastaRoe July 10, 2011
Get the Mucho Badassticomug.