Mary Melee's definitions

ballassity

Unmitigated gall. Having a testicular fortitude that allows a person to border between absolute cool and ultimate stupidity. When Philippe Petit walked across a high wire - 8 times - between the "twin towers" of the original World Trade Center without permission, it could be said that he exhibited extreme ballasity.

The bouncer at the bar was only 5 ft 5 inches tall! He had some ballassity kicking out people twice his size.

by Mary Melee September 21, 2016

Hasenpfeffer

To grab your sexual partner by the ears from behind while in a "doggy style" position in order to provide more force per thrust. Hasenpfeffer is also a meal made out of rabbit, hence its use to grab the other person by their bunny ears. Can be used as a noun or verb.

1. Amy came over last night, and she was horny as hell. I hasenpfeffered her like an ape-man!
2. Hey, want me to give you the hasenpfeffer!?

by Mary Melee February 28, 2015