2 definitions by Marty Hester
getting an anal probe by a racoon under the moonlight whilst virgins are shedding their tears into empty seashells and chanting ancient hymns by katy perry spitting magical sparks out of their fingertips summoning the ancient frozen skeleton of tyrannosaurus- rex from the arctic ice...
Man, I just went naked dancing and it was magical, but now my ass hurts and I got this fucking dickhead T-rex bag of bones chasing after me. Never trust racoons.
by Marty Hester July 25, 2014
A sauna fish is a tiny fish in the Indian subcontinent that swims in boiling shit infested rivers, but it is also a women who really likes to bone in saunas and shit on men.
Man, went to Sweden and met this sauna fish of a booze cruise to Helsinki, she almost gave me a heart attack she was grinding me so hard in the steam room... then she shat on me.
by Marty Hester August 18, 2014