Marty G.'s definitions

Laptop Lesbian

A woman who can only give voice to her lesbian impulses on-line or via email.

Bonnie's such a tease. She's been sending hot emails to Sandy for weeks, but when they ran into each other at Matt's party, like nothing happened. Bonnie's a total laptop lesbian.

by Marty G. December 10, 2007

Getting your walking papers

To be fired, to "get the sack," to be canned, to lose one's job.

"Yeah, after getting caught using the office copier that way, I'm pretty sure you'll be getting your walking papers next week."

by Marty G. December 4, 2007