Martoon32 's definitions

Spunk Knuckle

A guy called James Murphy that runs the Property Scale Up Accelerator training company claiming to have 0 - 120 properties in 12 months and to be cashflowing on 200 in 2 years that has never filed accounts for more than a couple of grand at companies house.

🤦 ♂what a spunk knuckle.

by Martoon32 March 21, 2021

Semen splattering deal

A deal so good that it makes a mess in your trousers.

If he wants a normal sale source on..not quite the semen splattering deals we've got on the go elsewhere 😉

by Martoon32 March 20, 2021

Brave

Retarded - a modern way of describing an action that is utterly stupid to the point of being worthy of a window licker.

She's brave..especially shes going to get the planning permission grated

by Martoon32 March 9, 2021