Definitions by Martin Swift

Hyper Cunt 

A person who goes out of their way to be cunt, or is deliberatly bitchy for no real reason.

God, that hyper cunt just hit a cat, for no reason.

Dude you shit on that guys porch? Why?

Dude, he has it coming, eighty year old bastard.

Wow dude, you are a hyper cunt.

Hyper Cunt by Martin Swift August 19, 2008

Cunt Whale

Some one who is an enormous cunt, the biggest cunt you can possibly imagine, there is no size limit for a cunt whale.

It all depends on amount of bitch, slutty-ness, and cuntism in their system.

Demonstrated in this formula.

Bitch+Sluttiness * Cuntism = The Cunt Whale Factor

Dude she went back to her ex's house and gave him a hug, just to be a bitch you say?

WHAT A CUNT WHALE!

Cunt Whale by Martin Swift August 19, 2008