Definitions by Martin Bellard

schmattering 

whole bunch; lots; many

If you don't put oil in your car you'll have a schmattering of problems

schmattering by Martin Bellard May 13, 2005

schmattering 

a whole lot, many, bunch

If you don't use a condom and get her pregnant you'll have a schmattering of problems.

schmattering by Martin Bellard February 24, 2005