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Definitions by Markus Vanbugo
Girlfriend
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Something
I don't
have. :(
Me: Hey,
do you
have
a girlfriend
?
My friend
: No, mine's dead.
Girlfriend
by
Markus Vanbugo
October 7, 2019
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