Definitions by Marko the Great

snelging 

The practice of sniffing the internal gusset or bull-nose area of recently worn or freshly laundered ladies undergarments.

"Oi Billybob, do ya fancy a spot of snelging tonight?"

snelging by Marko The Great August 26, 2004

bull-nose 

The pronounced bulge in the female genital area. Most obvious when viewed slightly from the side. Also known as the beetle-bonnet, monkey's chinor fanny-clam

More politely known as the Mound of Venus.

"Fuck me mate! Look at the bull-nose on that."

bull-nose by Marko The Great August 26, 2004

fanny-clam 

A female bollock-bulge.

See also beetle-bonnet and monkey's chin

"Wow! Wouldn't mind rubbing my mits on that fanny-clam."

fanny-clam by Marko The Great August 26, 2004

monkey's chin 

The hugely erotic genital bulge found in the female of the species.

See also beetle-bonnet and fanny-clam

"Get those kex of and let me stroke the monkey's chin."

monkey's chin by Marko The Great August 26, 2004

fanny burger 

Descriptive of the female genitalia when it is sandwiched between the legs and viewed sideways from the rear. A view often seen in jazz mags

"Phwooarr! Look at the fanny burger on that."

fanny burger by Marko The Great August 26, 2004

Knob Pastie 

A seriously bad case of Knob-Cheesecollected together during a long visit to Cornwall.

Before you give us a gam, you'll have to crack off that Knob Pastie.

Knob Pastie by Marko The Great July 30, 2004