bollocksed

From the verb to bollocks or bollocks-up.

When something or someone is well and truly buggered beyond repair.

pl. Bollocksing

"Thanks a lot. That car you sold me is totally bollocksed"

or

"Man, that is some serious shit. A couple of chuffs on that and I was totally bollocksed"

by Marko the Great August 03, 2005

frick

The short word for a frigging prick i.e. someone who is more than just a prick but less than a fucking prick.

"Benny will you stop knobbing about with that computer. You'll end up bollocksing it you frick"

by Marko the Great August 03, 2005

jazz mags

Magazines that contain images of the female species in various states of undress.

In some cases these images include red jacket shots

"Oh bollocks Dad, have you been borrowing my jazz mags again"

by Marko The Great September 07, 2004

beetle-bonnet

A female bollock-bulge.

See also fanny-clam and monkey's-chin

"Wow! Look at the bollock-bulge on that bint"

"Yeh, real beetle-bonnet on that one mate"

by Marko The Great September 07, 2004

fanny burger

Descriptive of the female genitalia when it is sandwiched between the legs and viewed sideways from the rear. A view often seen in jazz mags

"Phwooarr! Look at the fanny burger on that."

by Marko The Great August 26, 2004

chuffs

Steady tokes on a spliff.

v. to chuff(ing) pl. Chuffs

"I was totally chilled. Sat there chuffing on a spliff, listening to The Wall"

by Marko the Great August 03, 2005