Definitions by Mark the Jew

Jehovie

Slang term used to refer to Jehovah's witnesses.

Also known as a J-Ho

A Jehovie came to my door today, I hit him with a baseball bat.

I wish I could be a J-Ho!

Jehovie by Mark the Jew December 26, 2008

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A massive celebration, the only official holiday recognized by the Jehovah's Witnesses aka J-Hos aka Jehovies.

MOM! Can I go to Jehovahpalooza this Saturday?!

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