Mark the Blogger's definitions

dentist-to-minister ratio

Preferred metric for the white trash level of an area. If the dentist-to-minister ratio is appallingly low, then the area is a white trash hellhole.

All this creationism shit seems to be a problem wherever the dentist-to-minister ratio is appallingly low.

by Mark the Blogger March 25, 2005

sociology

a bullshit social science that often tries to pretend to know something about statistics.

My model can't identify anything worth shit... maybe I can turn it into Sociology?

by Mark the Blogger April 5, 2005