by mark sil February 23, 2006
The nuts that swing low when letting someone smoke your bologna. Usually on a warm day when the baby makers are hanging long.
by mark sil March 01, 2006
Someone who does not tip at the strip club until the buffet is giving out free ham sandwiches. He then takes the dollar bills and puts them in the chefs apron instead of the girls. He is a slob with a limp penis.
by Mark Sil February 16, 2006
A hole between the ass pillows, sometimes with a little shit stuck to it after running out of toilet paper.
Hoss, a truck driver, can't reach his ass to wipe because his stomach is friggin huge, so he is left with a Brown eye.
by Mark Sil February 16, 2006