2 definitions by Mark Rosenlaff

A snow event that bothers, interferes with or annoys the population of the affected area.
A couple of weeks ago the east coast was snolested with over 2 feet of the white stuff. This week, it's the midwests turn. snowlested
by Mark Rosenlaff February 2, 2016
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A fake opportunity usually used by a supervisor as a means to get you to do something extra with minimal chance of any real benefit.
My boss told me that she had a terrific opportunity for me that would enhance my career. After she told me about it though, it sounded more like a mockortunity to me.
by Mark Rosenlaff February 16, 2008
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