Mark Rosenlaff's definitions

snolested

A snow event that bothers, interferes with or annoys the population of the affected area.

A couple of weeks ago the east coast was snolested with over 2 feet of the white stuff. This week, it's the midwests turn. snowlested

by Mark Rosenlaff October 6, 2016

mockortunity

A fake opportunity usually used by a supervisor as a means to get you to do something extra with minimal chance of any real benefit.

My boss told me that she had a terrific opportunity for me that would enhance my career. After she told me about it though, it sounded more like a mockortunity to me.

by Mark Rosenlaff February 16, 2008