Mark McEwan's definitions

Hareshae Disco

Named after "Hareshaw" which is a small scottish village in the middle of nowhere where young men drive young girls to remove their knickers in private.

"fancy going for a drink and then on to the Hairshae Disco sweetheart?"

"me and that wee burd fae work are going up the hareshae disco when she finishes her shift"

by Mark McEwan January 27, 2008

Snumped

When you sneeze and pump at the same time.

I was sitting watching TV last night and snumped in front of my granny.

by Mark McEwan August 1, 2008