Mark Lyttle's definitions

crunt

an undersufficiently moist female reproductive organ (a crusty cunt)

i bet Margret Thatcher has one hell of a crunt

by Mark Lyttle March 10, 2004

Cruttocks

The area in which dried up poo gets stuck to one's hair should one fail to wipe one's bottom satisfactorily: combination of crusty and buttocks.

Tom didn't wipe his bottom carefully, so now he has cruttocks.

by Mark Lyttle April 26, 2004