Dippin Chicken

When a male person with his un-erect penis and his balls dips them into another persons open mouth whilst they are sleeping. (Not waking up at all)

Mark: Tom! I Dippin Chicken'ed Rebecca last night! It was awesome!
Tom: No way! You have to teach Me and Mandy it!

by Mark Jackson. November 11, 2008

Spaffed

Spaffed, when a male ejaculates onto a peice of clothing and left until it is dry white for show on people to see the maturity level of this person.

Boy 1:"Hey everybody! Matt Spaffed on my trousers! Check it! Check it!"
Boy 2:"What a dick.."

by mark jackson. January 06, 2010

Candybar!

A phrase Mark used during a short term of school!
Was so famous that it was recorded once.

Say it! Say it!
I'm not your Puppet.
Please?
Candybar!

by Mark Jackson. January 18, 2009