Mark Jackson.'s definitions

Spaffed

Spaffed, when a male ejaculates onto a peice of clothing and left until it is dry white for show on people to see the maturity level of this person.

Boy 1:"Hey everybody! Matt Spaffed on my trousers! Check it! Check it!"
Boy 2:"What a dick.."

by mark jackson. January 6, 2010

Candybar!

A phrase Mark used during a short term of school!
Was so famous that it was recorded once.

Say it! Say it!
I'm not your Puppet.
Please?
Candybar!

by Mark Jackson. January 18, 2009

Angerbating

Where a man is annoyed at something and Masterbates in an Angry mood.

Lyndol: Did ya beat the anger monkey our yer penis? What ya call it?
Richard: Angerbating? Yes. I beat that little monkey. Right out..

by Mark Jackson. January 18, 2009