Montana lap rat

Adjective. Hairy, unkempt pussy.

Your momma gotsa montana lap rat between her legs.

by Mark January 28, 2005

WTHAY

Who the hell are you? Is a popular term for greeting new members of public mailing lists.

Who the hell are you?

by Mark January 19, 2005

Impeech

To place a peech into a person, IE Andrew. A combination between impale and peech. Not a peach, a peech.

We need to impeech Andrew immediatly.

by Mark December 24, 2004

avast

A term commonly used by pirates and pirate wannabes. Means cease and desist.

Arr, avast lest ye want yer captain te chop off ye balls!

by Mark November 29, 2004

Suxxors Cooxor

Another term for "sucks male body organ". This is often used on the Internet and in real life. Suxxors cooxor can also be replaced with; suxxors, suxxors cooxors, suxxors coxor, and other words containing "suxor, suxxor, suckor" in the beginning. Originally first used in 2005.

John: We gotta do a 10-page essay today.
Kelly: That suxxors cooxor(s)!

by Mark September 18, 2005

Hafro

A shortened version of Hermaphrodite.

John: Kenneth is a Hafro......he is scottish..hence a hafro

Kenneth: No objections here!

by Mark November 15, 2004

Zoi

1: Noun- A person who has been known to have a way of confusing you, but still makes it all right.
2: Verb - To catch on fire, set an item on fire, to mispell the easyest of words.

1: "Geeze. the way you said that makes you sound like Zoi"
2: "Well..you see.. I pulled a sort of Zoi and set my let on fire"

by Mark November 26, 2003