fart breath

Really bad smelling breath.
See morning breath.

1: Whoa! You gotta get rid of that fart breath.
2: That's not my breath.

by Marisela July 25, 2004

fart cake

When one eats cake, one might get serious gas as a result.

I don't think I should've eaten that cake. I think I'm gonna have a fart cake.

by Marisela July 25, 2004

fart buddy

A friend who farts with you while you fart.

1: Fart!
2: Fart!
1: Oh 2! You're such a fart buddy!

by Marisela July 25, 2004

fart blosum

Someone who misspells fart blossom.

Damn it! Can't anyone spell fart blossom?

by Marisela July 25, 2004

fart art

When one farts and considers it to be art.

1: Farrrrrrrt!
2: Ew! What was that?
3: Well, it was just art.

by Marisela July 25, 2004

mayostein

lame beaner girl.
age: 15
location: illinois

"whoa! look at mayostein!"

by marisela January 25, 2004

fart attack

When one attacks another with farts.

1: What are doing?
2: Nothing.
1: Don't come any closer! I mean it!
2: Here you go!
1: Aaaahhhh! Fart attack!!

by Marisela July 25, 2004