Definitions by Marcus Tee

ignisecond 

That moment of time when you hear the car door click locked and realizing your keys are still in the ignition.

At that exact ignisecond I knew I was going to be late for work.

ignisecond by Marcus Tee August 28, 2008

Murferator 

The cardboard tube in the center of a roll of toilet paper.

Why don't you ever replace the toilet paper roll? There are a half dozen murferators on the floor in there.

Murferator by Marcus Tee August 28, 2008