Murferator

The cardboard tube in the center of a roll of toilet paper.

Why don't you ever replace the toilet paper roll? There are a half dozen murferators on the floor in there.

by Marcus Tee August 28, 2008

ignisecond

That moment of time when you hear the car door click locked and realizing your keys are still in the ignition.

At that exact ignisecond I knew I was going to be late for work.

by Marcus Tee August 28, 2008