A tiny oompa-loompa/smurf who dreams of getting Swanton'd on the lips by professional WWE wrestler Jeff Hardy. Has a tendency to be autistic with a side of crippling anxiety and depression.
"Hey do you know where Tomoka is?"
"Nah, but I think she's working at Charlie's Chocolate factory right now with the other oompa-loompas."
"Nah, but I think she's working at Charlie's Chocolate factory right now with the other oompa-loompas."
by ManofGod69 August 29, 2018